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Beatles Mmm I get [F] high with a little [C] help from my [G] friends Mmm gonna [F] try with a little [C] help from my [G] friends [D7] [G] What would you [D] think if I [Am] sang out of tune Would you stand up and [D] walk out …
Man accused of burglary blames zombies outside April 24, 2017 | 7:18pm It was the return of the living dead — and dumb burglars. Officers said a Florida man blamed zombies for reportedly breaking into a home twice in one night. Patrick… Armed robbery suspect forgets to put on his …
Girl finds robbery suspect asleep in family minivan October 10, 2017 | 7:10pm ATTLEBORO, Mass. — A Massachusetts man says his 7-year-old daughter on the way to school found a suspected robber asleep in the backseat of the family minivan. Attleboro resident Danny…. Alleged robber leaves resumé at the scene …
Police find suspected burglar sleeping inside home March 27, 2018 | 2:40am NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Police say they caught a suspected burglar snoozing away inside a Connecticut home. Officers responded to the break-in around 7 a.m. Sunday in New Haven. The… Dimwitted thieves too weak to kick down a …
Dimwit falls through the ceiling while hiding from police June 29, 2018 | 1:40pm A pair of alleged credit card thieves were apprehended in a convenience store in Alberta, Canada. When approached by the police, the female member of the duo tried to evade… Bank robbery suspect might be the …
Man allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles May 22, 2019 | 7:09pm A bungling felon from Washington state made a series of blunders when he shot himself in the testicles and tried to hide the weapon — all while storing drugs and gun in his pants.. …
South Korean man stages bank robbery to get medical treatment in jail July 8, 2019 | 1:45am A South Korean man walked into a bank with a toy knife and “politely” asked for the police to be called, hoping he would be sent to prison. He got his wish. Tennessee …
Caught yellow-handed: Cops cuff man for peeing on cop car in Florida February 15, 2020 | 12:12am A Michigan man was caught by cops as he allegedly urinated on a police car in Florida — and officers apparently threw the cuffs on him even before he finished,… Bumbling thief loses …
‘Thief’ caught after trying to rob same bank two days in a row: cops October 7, 2021 | 7:36pm They say criminals always return to the scene of the crime – but a bumbling California bank robber didn’t even wait a day before he came back to the branch… Shocked …
Las Vegas rapper arrested after he allegedly ‘confessed’ to murder in music video September 8, 2023 | 12:46pm A Nevada rapper was arrested on murder charges after implicating himself in a music video of the crime, by sharing details of the crime that only a killer could have known, police …